SEO Experiment - Folder Depth of 5
I knew you couldn't resist clicking through. As you can see I wasn't kidding when I said this wasn't a page worth your time reading. But since you're here, how about a little SEO humor?
Larry Page and Sergey Brin died and went to Heaven. Saint Peter met them at the pearly gates and looked them up and down. "Who are you?" he said.
"I'm Larry Page," Larry said.
"And what did you do in life?" Saint Peter asked.
"Well, Sergey and I invented PageRank, which we named for me," Larry answered. He immediately wondered if he should be feeling so proud, but Sergey was looking suitably humble.
Just then an SEO died and stood before Saint Peter.
"Who are you?" Saint Peter asked.
"I'm a poor Webmaster," the SEO said. "I've worked hard all my life and only tried to help my family. But just before my father died he handed me this note and said I should give it to you."
Saint Peter took the note, read it, and admitted the SEO to Heaven.
"Hey, what about us?" Larry and Sergey demanded together. But just at that moment a spammer died and stood before Saint Peter.
"Who are you?" Saint Peter demanded.
"I'm a poor spammer," the new soul told him. "I lied, cheated, and stole. I dropped links on every Web site. I got several hosting services banned from search engines. But I finally saw the light on my deathbed and I'd like to be allowed into Heaven." At that moment the SEO who had just entered Heaven said, "That's my brother! I'll vouch for him! Please let him in!"
Saint Peter stroked his beard thoughtfully for a moment and then nodded. The spammer beamed and sprouted white wings as he walked through the pearly gates.
Larry and Sergey were getting a little impatient with Saint Peter so they stood squarely in front of him. "Hey! Are you going to let us in or not?" Larry demanded. "I'll vouch for Sergey here!" "And I'll vouch for Larry!" Sergey said quickly.
Saint Peter reluctantly agreed to admit the two to Heaven. "But first," he said, "I want you two to take the side entrance."
"Side entrance?" Larry demanded angrily. "Why?"
"I don't want anyone to see you since you don't come with any good references," Saint Peter replied.
Taken from SEO Theory's list of SEO jokes because writing new content for experiments would take too long.
I bet you can't resist checking out the other pages, can you?