SEO Experiment - Folder Depth of 6
I knew you couldn't resist clicking through. As you can see I wasn't kidding when I said this wasn't a page worth your time reading. But since you're here, how about a little SEO humor?
Jim Boykin hired a new link ninja right out of college. She was so excited to work with the legendary WeBuildPages team she was fit to burst. The other ninjas gave her a warm welcome.
"So how do you get links?" the girl asked the more experienced link ninjas.
"We ask for them." one of the ninjas said. "But you can't just ask. You have to ask the right people, and that means a lot of work."
"Yeah," said another ninja. "You have to find great pages and see how well they rank and how old they are. You can't just ask any old page for a link."
So the girl set to work finding pages. She came across a really great site and sent an email to the site owner. "Hi! I work for Jim Boykin. I'm a link ninja! Would you please link to my client site?"
The site owner wrote back, "No thanks. We don't link out."
So the girl was disappointed. "Cheer up," Jim told her. "It just takes time. Keep trying."
So the girl sent another email to the site owner. "Would you please link to my client site?"
The site owner wrote back and said, "No. I told you that already. Please leave me alone."
Discouraged, the girl shared her woe with the other link ninjas. "Hey, it just takes perserverence," one of the said. "Yup," said another. "Try, try again."
So the girl sent another email to the site owner. "Hi! I just thought I would ask again, would you please link to my client's page?"
The angry site owner wrote back, "NO! And if you ask for a link again I'll nail your hands to your keyboard!"
By now, however, the new link ninja thought she had gotten the swing of things. So she perservered and wrote back, "Do you have any nails?"
The site owner replied, "Nails? No, I don't have any nails!"
"Good," the girl returned. "Will you please link to my client's page?"
Taken from SEO Theory's list of SEO jokes because writing new content for experiments would take too long.
I bet you can't resist checking out the other pages, can you?