SEO Experiment - Folder Depth of 10
I knew you couldn't resist clicking through. As you can see I wasn't kidding when I said this wasn't a page worth your time reading. But since you're here, how about a little SEO humor?
Rand Fishkin died and went to Heaven. As he was looking around and hobnobbing with the Saints the Lord summoned Rand before him.
"Rand, I've always admired your work," the Lord said.
Truly humbled, Rand said, "Thank you, Lord. I only hope I can please you here in Heaven as well as I did in life."
The Lord thought for a moment and said, "Actually, there is one little favor you can do for me."
"Anything, Lord," Rand said.
"I want you to return to Earth and prepare the world for my imminent arrival, Rand."
Astonished, Rand gladly accepted the assignment. The Lord snapped his fingers and Rand returned to life. He gathered the SEOmoz team around him and said, "I've got great news to share with you and one bit of bad news!"
The mozzers waited anxiously. "First," Rand said, "God loves me! He really, really loves me! I died and went to Heaven and I know my place is assured in the afterlife!"
The mozzers ooh'd and ah'd. "That's great, Rand!" they all said.
"Next," he continued, "I've got a very important mission. I am now an official Prophet for the Lord!"
The mozzers' eyes widened and they all congratulated him.
"But the bad news is that the world is going to end next Sunday."
The team were sort of bummed and they didn't say anything. But after a moment Rand looked over at Rebecca Kelley, who was just smiling and grinning like the Cheshire Cat.
"Rebecca, why are you smiling?" Rand asked her. "You don't know if you're going to Heaven or not!"
"Yeah," Rebecca said, "but we're going to get so many links!"
Taken from SEO Theory's list of SEO jokes because writing new content for experiments would take too long.
I bet you can't resist checking out the other pages, can you?