Earlier this week I poked fun at SEO vendor that posted rankings that weren't particularly impressive and were, in my opinion, downright funny. I'm must be in a sour mood because now I'm going to poke fun at a company that seems to be trying to generate buzz and presumably links, but has made a pathetic attempt at it.

Let me start with the e-mail I received from the vendor not too long ago (names have been changed):

Hi Mario,

My name is Somebody, and I'm reaching out to you on behalf of Acme Inc., a digital advertising agency in New York City. We are currently in the process of setting up a viral international buzz campaign for our client and are very interested in working with you and your blog.

The campaign involves a game between bloggers across 6 countries, including Germany, USA, UK, India, France, and NL. The game is all about guessing which company is behind the buzz campaign. The winner will receive a very nice gift!

For more details, I would like to send you a buzz kit which will help clarify everything. If you are interested in participating in this game, please send your street address to somebody@acmeinc.com.

Feel free to contact me if you have any other questions.

Thanks,
Somebody

So lets start with the nit-picking, shall we?

  • First off, my first name has an 's' at the end of it. There's no better way to let a web site owner know that you're not really paying attention than by spelling their name incorrectly.
  • Second, trying to build buzz with a game about guessing who is trying to build buzz is a silly idea. If there are details about the game that would convince me it's not silly, they should be included in the contact e-mail e.g. this is going to be a Leonardo Da Vinci-style solve clues type of game.
  • Third, a first prize described as a "very nice gift" makes me think the winner is going to get one of those pens with the blue-LED light built in. A cool conference trinket, but hardly worthy of a web site owner's time.

Needless to say I'm not participating in this one. And I'm expecting the campaign to flop so I may never know which company was behind this effort.

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5 Responses to “How NOT to Reach Out to Bloggers”
  1. Asabailey:

    Yes, agreed lame idea.

    Best
    Asa Bailey

  2. Chris:

    Yes, I get those kind of pitches often too. I file their pitches so I can keep track of what buzz marketing companies NEVER to work with.

    By the way, I found you through your response to my question on Yahoo Answers. I was really impressed that you answered so fast. Was that a coincidence or do you have a way to know when people post questions you can answer?

  3. Marios Alexandrou:

    Chris,

    I check the Yahoo Answers page every now and again. I just happened to see your question right after you posted it so I wrote an answer.

    There is a way to keep track of questions with specific words though. If you do a search you'll notice an orange RSS button at the bottom of the search results. You can then subscribe to the search and receive updates via your RSS reader. I also restrict items to the last 7 days so I only see new stuff.

  4. Tristan:

    Hi Marios,

    Just wondering if you were able to follow this "buzz" campaign at all to see if it was able to gain any traction with other bloggers, etc.

  5. Marios Alexandrou:

    Tristan,

    I didn't hear anything else about the campaign. The doesn't mean it failed. I just didn't have any way to track it's progress and I didn't see any other bloggers that I follow write about it.

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